The Germolene Song
This is a tribute to the best pharmaceutical product known to man. Germolene was practically a staple part of our diet as children and it cured absolutely anything. No matter what the ailment we were told “put some Germolene on it” and it was magically remedied.
Naturally I had to pay tribute to this magnificent creation through the medium of song… so here it is. You can download the song at the link below.
If anyone working for Germolene wants to use this in an advert feel free to contact me, I have no qualms about selling my soul for a jingle. I bet Tom Waits never sold toilets for a living anyway.